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RDT Reviews The Lion King (1994) and The Lion King (2019)

Disney’s live-action remakes have led to mixed reviews at best. Looking to cash in on nostalgia, Disney decided to release perhaps their greatest films in a live action setting. If the goal is to makemoney, it’s working as most of the live-action remakes have crossed the $1 Billion mark. Does it mean they’ve all been great films? Well, we’ll get to that…

Released: June 15, 1994
First Seen: In Theaters (Summer of 1994)
Last Watch: Disney+

This is the big one. Disney had done an incredible (and profitable) job rehabilitating it’s brand in the five years prior. The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin all garnered critical acclaim and made big money. Those three films are so good that they re-invented the animated film genre. Would Lion King be a worthy follow-up? Well, sorry to spoil the review, but yes, yes it would.

The Lion King would smash the box office. It probably feels obvious that having a film full of cute animal characters in animated form would be easy money so there’s no surprise here. What really helps The Lion King though is just how memorable the main characters are. Twenty-six years later we still remember James Earl Jones’ voice as Mufasa. We remember Scar singing “Be Prepared”. We remember Simba and Nala as young children and when they reunited under “Can You Feel The Love Tonight”. Even the supporting characters are pretty strong and entertaining. Rafiki, Timon, Pumba, Zazu and the Hyenas are all remembered to this day.

Also, in terms of animation this is arguably the greatest looking film of all time, considering when it was released. Now I may be somewhat biased as the Disney+ version isn’t the very original version we saw 26 years ago, but I’ve seen enough videos on that to stand by that statement. It’s strikingly beautiful. Something else that the visuals really hit is that The Lion King is big. The opening scene while “Circle Of Life” plays shows the vast African horizon is one of the most iconic openings in cinema history. Early on you see Scar’s foot come down on a mouse and it’s huge. And don’t get me started on the stampede, which really needs to be seen in theatres to be truly appreciated.

While The Lion King isn’t based on a classic fairy tale as past Disney animated films are, it still tells a familiar story (especially to Shakespeare’s Hamlet). I find it interesting that Disney didn’t stick to a formulaic Disney princess line after Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast. It went right ahead and tried different things with Aladdin and Lion King. The combination of cute animals + movie not jut for girls + deep story clearly works. So despite that it feels like HamletThe Lion King actually feels fresh and original.

Earlier I wrote that the film looked big, but it also sounds big. The songs with the accompanying visuals are loud, colorful and big. “Circle of Life”, “Can’t Wait to Be King”, “Be Prepared” and “Hakuna Matata” are all in your face songs and classics to this day. The only emotional song is “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” (well, and the Stampede Instrumental) but that’s great too. The Stampede Instrumental is the hidden gem of the music though. Hans Zimmer truly is a musical genius.

stampede lion king
Needs to be seen on the big screen to really feel how big this movie is…

The voice acting is actually hit or miss for me. James Earl Jones is obviously iconic as Mufasa, and I’m a fan of Jeremy Irons as Scar. I think Jonathan Taylor Thomas does really well as young Simba in the film’s most emotional moments. I also like Whoopi Goldberg as Shenzi. Otherwise, I don’t really think much of the voice acting. I actually don’t care at all for Nathan Lane as Timon, or Ernie Sabella as Pumbaa…but that may be because I don’t care for the characters either. Matthew Broderick as Adult Simba also feels forgettable other than one scene. The reasons for this are two fold. The first one we will get to in a moment, and the second is he has to basically live up to Jones as Mufasa and quite frankly that’s some big shoes to fill.

I believe you can split The Lion King into two parts (and frankly am almost surprised Disney didn’t try to milk us with two films with the remakes). The first part is the opening through Mufasa’s death. To me this half of the film to me is up there with the greatest work ever put up on the big screen. It’s fun, it’s emotional, it has great characters. The bond between Simba and Mufasa is perfectly crafted. The music is awesome. It’s especially hard to not be emotionally invested at the very end of this half. It’s a complete masterpiece.

One of the most emotional scenes ever put to film…

Then The Lion King really takes a dip in quality. I know that may not be a popular opinion, but we leave this emotional and gripping story to watch Simba pal it up with Timon and Pumbaa while Scar takes control of Pride Rock. While I understood why Simba ran (Scar made it seem like the whole thing was Simba’s fault), as I got older I never really connected with Simba here. As he gets older it never hit him that he deserted his mother, his friends and I find that to be complicated but also a bit horrible. Not sure, Simba clearly doesn’t think Scar is a horrible person and thinks Pride Rock is still fine, but I can’t really draw the emotional connection between Simba and his mother and Simba and Nala. I get that the Hakuna Matata part of the film is for kids and such, probably to get them to stop crying after seeing Mufasa dead on the big screen (which was jarring to me as a kid). I truthfully don’t recall how I felt back then. Scar is no better. Scar goes from a clever, conniving and sarcastic villain to an absolute whiner. Whether it’s asking Zazu to sing tor complaining about the lioness’ ineffectiveness at hunting, the Scar of the first half is clearly gone for whatever this is. The only part that really gets me back into things in the second half of course is the Mufasa in the clouds scene and the very ending is solid (although, Simba’s family seems to just let Scar walk Simba off a cliff, which is a direct slap in the face of the message of confronting your past).

No one had Simba’s back here…

The Disney Renaissance peaked here. Lion King made all the money and if Youtube existed back then “Hakuna Matata” would have been as popular as “Let It Go”. This was obviously the big success for Disney in the 90s. I actually find it curious that they went back to human-like characters to tell future stories.

Best Scene: Gotta go with two:  The entire “Be Prepared” sequence is so ridiculously over the top it’s incredible and the Stampede is one of the greatest scenes in cinema history.

Worst Scene: Hearing Scar whine and complain once he was in charge is such a let down. Making Zazu sing songs? What the heck happened?

Personal Story: I don’t really have one. Hearing “The Morning Report” through in a future special edition almost made me sick though.

Final Thoughts: This is half an S film and half a B. I actually find it to be the weakest of the big four, although I give different credit to The Little Mermaid.

Grade: A-

Released: July 19, 2019
First Seen: In Theaters, Near Opening Night
Last Watch: Disney+

When reviewing Aladdin we went over Disney’s motivations for making these live-action remakes. I’ve generally found the remakes to be somewhat better than public perception. That changed with The Lion King.

There were two common critiques with 2019’s Lion King. The first is that it is a shot by shot remake. I don’t really understand this. While I think it takes much less chances and makes much less changes than the other Disney remakes had, there are still many moments different here than the original. Unfortunately, most of these changes are pretty bad. While I could compile a list, I’ll point out the three worst examples. For one, “Be Prepared” is absolutely butchered (while I still enjoy the scene for different reasons, not having the song and the original scene with it is still a massive downgrade). I find it odd that this decision was made as there are still other songs that remained in the film (also, clearly Chiwetel Ejiofor can sing, as evidenced by what was left of “Be Prepared”). Second, Rafiki in the original tells Simba that “the past can hurt, you can either run from it, or, learn from it”. It’s an iconic line that precedes the scene where Mufasa appears in the clouds. For some reason that’s removed which is quite mind-boggling to me. Third, there whole entire visual representation of the circle of life ends up being a 3 minute expedition of Simba’s fur going through various situations, one of which being rolled into a ball of dung. Language warning here: but I said outloud in the theatre “what the fuck am I watching?” (definitely felt bad because children were in the theater, although I got a laugh and no complaints from other crowd members).

I didn’t even get to the second critique, which was that the film seemed lifeless. And well, yes. Yes it does and it’s distracting. It also ruins any appreciation for the voice acting (which, despite an all-time stellar cast somehow ends up as completely forgettable, even James Earl Jones can’t save it). It also ruins some of the more heart-wrenching moment of the film. In another clearly audible moment I laughed pretty hard at Simba yelling “NOOOOO!” when his father died. It’s done ridiculously bad and it’s truly an embarrassing feat that Disney even put that on the big screen. This critique also puts forth another question. Why did Disney decided to do this film as photo-realistic? Yes, it’s called the live-action Lion King and even I referred to it as that, but other than some shots this film is completely animated. The insistence to have this film be “realistic” when it’s animated is a bizarre choice artistically to say the least. I mean where are the colors? Pride Rock looks lifeless on it’s best shots. Again, this is animated, so what the heck happened? Africa is one of the most beautiful places in the world!

All the color is gone…

I don’t really have much else to say about the characters or the vioce acting that I haven’t already (again, the look of the film totally distracts from it). Scar is more intimidating but also bland and boring. I actually like Timon and Pumbaa a little bit more. I got some laughs this time from Billy Eichner’s Timon, especially with the “Be Our Guest” bit.  Beyonce and Donald Glover amazingly are both forgettable, and “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” doesn’t hold up to the original. John Oliver as Zazu unfortunately is more annoying than funny (which really disappointed me as an Oliver fan). The great James Earl Jones can’t save his scenes either for the previously mentioned visual issues. I do like Chiwetel Ejiofor as Scar as Scar does come off as more vicious,  but I don’t like him nearly enough to really make a difference.

Look, I know a wrote a lot more about Aladdin, but there I felt like that needed more of a defense. Quite frankly, the 2019 version of The Lion King sucks. I get that it hit a lot of people on that nostalgic level, trust me, I’ve been there. But my feeling when I left the theater was that I was offended Disney even released the film. The original Lion King was an animated masterpiece, full of striking colors and amazing character designs. And the story ranged on good to amazingly great. This was just an insulting money grab. Unfortunately, because it worked we’re getting a sequel. I didn’t feel this way about Aladdin, Alice in Wonderland, Beauty and the Beast or The Jungle Book. I thought all of those were goodish or at least brought something to the table (yes, that’s my defense of Alice). This didn’t do any of that and it’s a shame.

Why is this even in the film?!

I didn’t want to end this on a completely negative note, so I will praise two things about the film. One, Hans Zimmer somehow came up with a stronger Stampede instrumental, which insane considering the original is one of the greatest pieces of music to ever hit the big screen (and well now this is). Find it on Youtube and watch it. I also have come to appreciate the version of “Be Prepared” in this film. No, it doesn’t hold a candle to the original and apparently it was added last minute. But it’s still a strong scene. Lastly, Disney has been looking to give women characters stronger roles overall. You see it especially in the remakes, and while I am all for it it’s admittedly hard to make it work with the original story (the issues with Jasmine becoming Sultan in Aladdin, for example). Here Nala is given a little more screen time as she takes initiative into escaping the Scar led Pride Rock to find help. I find that to be a positive change for sure and at least adds some character for her. Sarabi and Shenzi also have a bit of a feud which isn’t expanded upon, but again at least it’s something different and not detrimental to the film or the vision of the original.

Best Scene: Actually going to go with the “Be Prepared” scene. One of the only times I felt anything regarding emotion in this film (yes, that even includes Mufasa’s death, Simba’s scream ruined that).

Worst Scene: The three minute scene of Simba’s fur getting to Rafiki. Some of it is fine for visual reasons, but I didn’t need to see giraffe dung rolled by a beetle to get my nostalgia going. I don’t understand at all why that’s in the film.

Personal Story: Not much to say here. The original Lion King wasn’t one of my favorite films and I’m still offended by this. What should that tell you.

Final Thoughts: $1.6 Billion. Money talks. This is Disney now. It’s not the worst film I’ve ever seen or anything so there’s that, but I wish Lion King fans were more frustrated and frankly not sucked in by nostalgia here. We’d get better results. But I can’t blame Disney. This will certainly pay for other projects and that’s how it goes.

Grade: D

RDT Reviews Aladdin (1992) and Aladdin (2019)

Disney’s live-action remakes have led to mixed reviews at best. Looking to cash in on nostalgia, Disney decided to release perhaps their greatest films in a live action setting. If the goal is to make money, it’s working as most of the live-action remakes have crossed the $1 Billion mark. Does it mean they’ve all been great films? Well, we’ll get to that…

Disney+ doesn’t have every live-action remake available yet, so we’ll do these as they come out.

Released: November 25, 1992
First Seen: In Theaters (Probably in 1992-1993)
Last Watch: Disney+

Before we delve into Aladdin, we need to reflect on where Disney was as a company a bit to understand the film’s significance. Disney had struggled through the 1980s. The Little Mermaid, released in 1989, made big money though, and the Disney Revolution began. The early 90s specifically had a “big 4” film slate that set the standard for every animation studio to this day. Aladdin is the 3rd of those films, proving itself by becoming the first animated film to cross $500 Million at the box office (a massive deal in 1992). Incredible animation, a strong story with memorable characters and songs proved to be an unstoppable combination for Disney. And it works here big time.

Aladdin wasn’t without controversy though. Famously, Robin Williams clashed with Disney over the promotional use of his character, The Genie. The film itself received numerous complaints of racism (best example, Arabian Nights having going through a lyric change). While we all likely remember Aladdin fondly, these issues are a part of the Aladdin story. You can mind much more information just searching both of these topics on Youtube.

The film itself is excellent. Biggest plus of course is Robin Williams voicing the Genie. Williams just goes absolutely bonkers here and it’s memorable and incredible. Seeing this film as a child I didn’t understand most if not all the references, but I thought they were funny. As an adult I understand most of them, and again they are funny. It’s that multi-dimensional humor given by one of the arguable greatest of all-times that makes the Genie perhaps Disney’s greatest character (an argument for another day). He almost overshadows the rest of a really good film, he’s that great.

Anyone who knows my Disney tastes know that Jafar is my favorite Disney villain. From the first moment he’s on-screen Jafar is presented as a dark, serious stoic man with a dangerous goal (“a dark man with a dark purpose”). But slowly throughout the film we start seeing some cracks in Jafar’s sanity. And boy, when obtains his goal we see how crazy and maniacal he really is (the entire reprise to “Prince Ali” is one of my favorite Disney songs in itself). He’s such a dishonest character and I love every moment he’s on screen, especially after he goes over the top.  Jonathan Freeman’s voice is perfect for Jafar as well. As a bonus, Gilbert Gottfried somehow works as Iago an annoying parrot that acts as Jafar’s sidekick. I never necessarily found slapstick violence too funny, but somehow I find it hilarious when it happens to Iago. One more great thing about Jafar is that he doesn’t do any of the hard work at all for anything. Gazeem finds the other half of the Golden Scarab Beetle. Jafar doesn’t even entertain the idea of going into the Cave of Wonders himself at any point in time, sending someone else to do it. Hilariously, even when Jafar is searching for the diamond in the rough it’s Iago doing the literal busywork. Jafar has no redeemable qualities and it’s fantastic.

Jafar sets the tone right away…

Scott Weinger’s Aladdin and Linda Larkin’s Jasmine are pretty good too, although definitely not as interesting as Genie or Jafar. While Aladdin gets a lot of story development overall about what a good person he is despite his situation and how being a prince and the lamp almost changes that, Jasmine’s development doesn’t go much past having a choice in who she marries (something that the live-action remake attempted to fix, to mixed results). Heck, we get many instances of Aladdin outsmarting everyone he comes across (including the Genie at one point). Jasmine doesn’t really get those moments, other than one excellent line (“when I am queen I will have the power to get rid of you [Jafar]”). Overall though they are both memorable and entertaining despite any limitations. And there’s definitely a chemistry that reveals itself during the early stages of the film and the “A Whole New World Sequence”.

Before I delve into what works and what doesn’t, I want to point out that the supporting characters are full of personality. The Sultan is played for laughs, but at the same time has his moments where he shows Jafar who’s boss. Abu, Aladdin’s monkey/elephant sidekick is basically the walking version of today’s “mood” meme.  Magic Carpet is beautifully designed and full of personality despite not saying a word. One day just watch the film and keep your eyes on Carpet. All the little movements are fantastic.

I decided to go through the main and supporting characters first because the plot of Aladdin isn’t particularly interesting, but the way it’s told through these characters is what makes it work.  The Sultan is trying to marry off Jasmine, but no princes chosen are even close to what Jasmine is hoping for. Jafar is The Sultan’s right-hand man, but he’s trying to obtain power for himself (first by finding the Genie, then later trying to manipulate the Sultan to allow him to marry Jasmine himself). Aladdin is the good natured but lowly street rat, but a lucky meeting with Jasmine (who ran away from the Palace) and the fact that Jafar found that he could get Genie’s lamp have thrust him into the mix of the story. Aladdin ends up with the lamp, but loses sight of himself which almost allows Jafar to accomplish all his goals. On the way Aladdin becomes great friends with the Genie and he and Jasmine fall in love. All very basic. But told in an incredible way.

I wouldn’t be a Disney movie without addressing the music. Luckily the music for the most part is amazing. “Arabian Nights” is an epic piece of music that starts the adventure. “One Jump Ahead” and “Prince Ali” are both a lot of fun. The two main event music pieces are “Friend Like Me” and “A Whole New World”. Robin Williams just goes all out for “Friend Like Me” and as I wrote earlier, it’s amazing. “A Whole New World” of course was one of THE iconic Disney themes until this very day. The animation and imagery for “A Whole New World” is still one of the best things Disney have ever created. As a bonus, while he doesn’t have his own song, Jafar’s rendition of “Prince Ali” is one of my favorite villain themes. Again, a lot of that is Jafar basking in all his glory.

THE Disney love song, arguably still today…

One last thing I noticed from Aladdin is the use of items or imagery that lasted long from an iconic standpoint. The Palace itself, absolutely stunning. Genie’s Lamp of course falls into this category. As does Jafar’s snakstaff. Lastly, Jafar’s snake transformation proved to be an awesome representation of who Jafar is. It’s perfect.

Best Scene: I have to cheat and pick three. First, Aladdin’s attempted escape from the Cave of Wonders is visually striking, and Jafar betraying Aladdin is great as well. Second, the entire “A Whole New World Sequence”. Third: As I mentioned before, Jafar’s “Prince Ali” reprise. Just so so good.

Worst Scene: We make a whole big point about Aladdin outsmarting the Genie early on, but then the Genie has to make an exception for Aladdin’s 2nd wish (to save his life). Eh?

Personal Story: This is probably my third favorite Disney film (4th if we count Pixar). I hasn’t seen it in a while, but i was somewhat surprised how well it still holds up.

Final Thoughts: What can I say? There’s are a few reasons Disney made all that money in the 90s and this was one of the big ones. I can’t give it the full monty because the story itself again is merely okay and I do think Disney (and Pixar) has done better before and after.

Grade: A

Released: May 24, 2019
First Seen: In Theaters, Near Opening Night
Last Watch: Disney+

We should quickly discuss the live-action remakes before we get into this. The first notable one is the Alice in Wonderland remake, released in 2010 (the Dalmations remakes were a lot earlier and I don’t think fall into what Disney is doing now. While visually stunning, the film suffered some serious story problems. The film also made tons of money, especially for 2010. Ever since, Disney has been churning out these live-action remakes and at this point the general feeling are that they range from good to okay, but that they are nostalgic money grabs from Disney. Does Aladdin fall into that trap? I would say no, but with an asterisk.

2019 Aladdin keeps the same story and structure from the 92 version, but it does insert some original ideas that work and some that don’t. The issue is they all could have worked and probably should have. This is an issue I’ll revisit at the end of the review.

Let’s talk about the characters. I do feel that for the most part, this is a well acted film, but some characters get overshadowed by others. i’m going to name Naomi Scott’s Jasmine first, because the story really becomes her’s as opposed to Mena Massoud’s Aladdin. Disney has looked to empower female characters as of late and I’mall for it. The major difference for Jasmine is that instead of just looking for love to marry, she’s looking to become the Sultan, with the love plot on the side but still here. She’s tired of being silenced by her fatherby Jafar, or by anyone. Scott does a great job. It is Jasmine’s film and Scott owns it. I am also a fan of the new song “Speechless” (although we’ll get to the reprise). So far so good.

Will Smith is given the impossible task of following up Robin William’s Genie. Smith smartly changes it up from William’s routine, instead putting together a Hitch and Fresh Prince combination. It works really well! I found Smith to be excellent here. The only issue with the Genie is that he’s not always as visually impressive as his animated counterpart. Once again, we’ll get to that.

A tall task, but Will Smith pulls it off…

As I mentioned in the 92 review, Jafar is my favorite Disney villain. I have such a mixed feeling about Marwan Kenzari’s performance. For the most part it’s monotone and even boring, a far cry from the maniacal 92 version.  The general consensus is that Kenzari was miscast, but I’m going to counter that. I feel he was given really bad direction because at times I see that 92 version in there. But yes, Jafar was very disappointing here and that’s a massive black flag here.

So notice I left Massoud’s Aladdin for last and well that’s because it felt like that’s what the writers did too. He has his moments, but he’s always overshadowed by anyone who’s sharing a scene with him, especially the Genie. And while perhaps it’s understandable that he’s overshadowed by Smith (I mean, the Genie overshadowed Aladdin in ’92 as well), he even gets overshadowed by Kenzari’s Jafar which really shouldn’t happen.

Side characters are a mixed bag as well. Carpet is still a lot of fun, but Abu pales in comparison to the 92 version. Iago (or Parrot, I don’t think he’s named here) is a darker, more sinister take on the character, and I really missed that slapstick and comedy that Gottfied’s version provided. The Sultan is also more serious and overall I think a plus, but I also missed the comedy provided by the 92 version as well.  There’s a new character as well, Jasmine’s handmaiden named Dalia who’s a lot of fun and serves as a supporting opposite of the Genie.

We get a lot of changes with this. I’m going to go almost scene by scene now and hit on what’s different, what works and what doesn’t work.

Will Smith singing “Arabian Nights” is perhaps one of the most shockingly great moments I ever experienced in a movie theater…but the very ending presents the first concern. The Cave of Wonders is rather disappointing visually and Jafar responds to the failed attempt to enter with a mere headshake and deep breath. Far cry from the mood that was set in ’92’s opening. The film then presents some strange decisions pacing wise. We still get the bread stealing and subsequent giving of bread to the hungry children (well, it’s dates now but whatever), but the whole thing is rushed. This scene really told us who Aladdin was and what a nice person he was in ’92. Here it’s just here. Why is rushed? Because oddly we have Jasmine already roaming the streets of Agrabah, way earlier than expected. This felt like a video game that I glitched and then sequence broke. The “trust me” line is rushed too. We then get “One Jump Ahead” which is really oddly edited. The song sounds fine, although the editing is an absolute miss. For some reason Aladdin and Jasmine are moving in slow motion and then the next they are walking at what looks like 1.5x speed. So far after the greatness of Smith’s “Arabian Nights”, I wasn’t feeling this at all. We get a scene of Jafar (who looks awesome for a moment) also expressing his disappointment at the recruited “diamonds in the rough”. I guess it’s a fine introduction for Jafar, but still nothing special. We do get our first important plot point though that does work in this film, as Jafar explains his backstory as a prisoner. He specifically gets angry at being called second powerful or second in command. At this point, the film starts to tread back upward.

Aladdin showing Jasmine his home is next. Right here we miss how visually iconic the palace looked in ’92, but the scene is still fine. Jasmine pretending that she’s her handmaiden also seems fine, although it doesn’t really go anywhere. But even when Aladdin and Jasmine are relating to one another about how trapped they feel…it’s missing a certain magic. We then get the stuck up prince scene (Billy Magussen’s Prince Anders gets more screentime and a few laughs, but also feels like he should be in a different film). Abu steals an important piece of jewelry from Jasmine though, to which Jasmine expresses her disappointment. The timeline compared to the original is still weird, as Aladdin would have been captured at this point, but it doesn’t happen.

Impressive…just not the same…

The film steps up though as we see Jafar and the Sultan discussing military alliances with the princes who are looking for Jasmine’s hand at marriage. This is an interesting twist that does give Jasmine a much stronger story than the original. I also like “Speechless” quite a bit here, Naomi Scott sings it really well. My only hang up is that Jasmine tells us she could be Sultan, but we never really see why. I would have loved to see her military reason or her presenting an idea that didn’t relate to her mother. But still this is a stronger arc than the original.

We get another strange change from the original as Iago tells Jafar that there’s a thief in the palace and perhaps he’s the diamond in the rough. As opposed to be captured in the original, Aladdin decided to meet “Dalia” in the palace. Jafar also doesn’t use the ring to determine Aladdin is a diamond in the rough. This is a huge miss for two reasons. One, Iago caught Aladdin instantly, so I mean how good could he be? Second, after his meeting with Jasmine and Dalia, Aladdin gets caught instantly. This was a tough sell. I appreciate the idea to form a stronger connection between Jasmine and Aladdin, but it didn’t feel strong enough to me to change all of this. The scene itself (where Dalia pretends to be Jasmine) is also cringworthy.

Aladdin is captured, to which he meets Jafar. A positive change: Jafar explaining to Aladdin that they are both similar, that he too was a thief at one time and he even proves it. This pays off much later in a wonderful way. But unfortunately the film disappoints in one of it’s first big set pieces. Inside the Cave of Wonders is a massive disappointment and it’s quite boring. Big let down for what was one of the coolest and most visually striking parts of the original film.

But here comes Will Smith to pick things up! “A Friend Like Me” delivers big time and I even prefer it to the original, which I don’t think is true for any other song in any remake (except one, but that’s for another time and for a different reason). We pretty much go hand in hand with the original now though “Prince Ali”, although that turns out to be a slight let down (but not bad). We are introduced to the idea of “genie magic” for why no one will recognize Aladdin. I get that was a bit of a plothole in the original, but this was a lame reason. I would say overall I was enjoying myself though.

We then get some horrid sequence with Aladdin sounding like an absolute idiot in front of Jasmine and some joke about yams. Also a statement about Aladdin buying Jasmine. Absolutely went too far trying to show that Aladdin “isn’t himself” as a prince. We do get an awesome dance sequence that’s new and the Genie also has an eye for Dalia, which may be unnecessary but it’s fun so I’m all for it. Genie is really pushing the whole Aladdin should be himself piece and it’s fine. Smith gets some hilarious lines in (Aladdin: “See, the Sultan does like me.” Genie: “Oh good, maybe you can be his wife.”)

Our next big moment is “A Whole New World” and unfortunately it’s also a letdown. It’s one of those occasions where the visuals don’t remotely match the original (not even close in this case). There are also some really small moments where the audience can figure out Jasmine is learning who Prince Ali really is (see the usage of an apple in the original). This is where I knew we weren’t getting to that level the original got to unfortunately.

Jafar’s not an idiot so he figures things out (with help from Iago). We get the same stupid 2nd wish by Aladdin to save his life. We follow the original again for a while, although Jafar does end up in prison this time. Other than his snakestaff, I’m not feeling the whole powerful sorcerer vibe from Jafar at this point (he disappeared in the original to escape). Aladdin and the Genie’s argument about Aladdin changing his mind about freeing the Genie doesn’t hit either and this all feel rushed again. But we do get that wonderful payoff from earlier. Jafar escapes from jail with help from Iago…and then steals the lamp from Aladdin. Very well set-up and payoff. And then perhaps the biggest tease and the justification for my opinion that it was bad direction and not Kenzari’s acting that was the issue comes up. As soon as Jafar rubs that lamp a maniacal laugh comes out and at that point, I was ready for the final act.

An the final act…is merely ok. The issue is most of the scenes at this point is a standoff. It’s just Jafar threatening and saying stuff to the Sultan, Jasmine, Aladdin etc. We get a second version of “Speechless” which feels completely out of place this time (it’s not like they are telling her she can’t do anything…the big bad is being a villain and cheating his way to the top). We don’t get Jafar’s “Prince Ali” reprise which is just plain disappointment from me. Jafar never goes mad with power and as a result the film never gets to that next level. Jafar’s “Most Powerful Sorcerer” phase also completely misses (the most disappointingly delivered line is “if you won’t bow before a sultan, then you will cower before a sorcerer”). Instead of turning into a massive snake, he makes Iago a dragon to chase Jasmine and Aladdin. This doesn’t nearly have the same effect. Also, another huge plothole comes up. Jasmine is about to marry Jafar to protect her father and she steals the lamp. Why she didn’t…I don’t know…rub the lamp is a complete mystery to me. Anyway Jafar falls for the same trick in the original which is built up better here to be fair. Jasmine also is crowned Sultan, which is a fine ending to that arc. Still, there was a lot of potential for greatness here and most of it missed. What a shame.

Absolute miss here…

Best Scene: It’s the entire “Friend Like Me” sequence. Shows Disney can make the live action musical scenes just as strong and powerful as the animated originals.

Worst Scene: I know some people liked it, but the entire jams joke had me shaking my head the entire time.

Personal Story: I had seen the Rotten Tomatoes score in the 50s so I wasn’t expecting much. But “Arabian Nights” led to the quickest 180 perhaps I ever had in cinema. Really didn’t see that coming from Will Smith.

Final Thoughts: Too many misses for greatness, but I liked some of the changes. This is still an enjoyable time. Changes to Jasmine’s arc are a plus, but changes to Jafar are a let down. Everything else your mileage probably varies. One more thing to think about that I mentioned earlier though. Disney had a huge 2019 with this being released two months before Lion King. I can’t help but think that if Aladdin, again one of the big four of the Disney Renaissance , had more time and focus given to it that we may have gotten some of that greatness. But I still find that despite some flaws this is a good and enjoyable film. And Disney made some money so I guess that’s all that really matters.

Grade: B